Bobby Brown
Frank Zappa / Frank Zappa: Sheik Yerbouti (1979)
| C | Am | |
| Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown - They | say I'm the cutest boy in town. |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| My | car is fast, my teeth is shiney - I | tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie. |
| C | Am | |
| Here I am at a famous school - I'm | dressin' sharp 'n' I'm acting cool. |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| I got a | cheerleader here - wants to help with my paper - | Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her. |
| F | Em | Am | |
| Oh | God I am the American dream, I | do not think I'm | too extreme. |
| Dm7 | G | G7 | G | |
| An' I'm a | handsome sonofa | bitch - I'm | gonna get a good job'n' be real rich! ( | get a good, get a good ...) |
| C | Am | |
| Women's liberation came | creepin' all across the nation; |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| I | tell you people, I was not ready when I | fucked that dyke by the name of Freddie. |
| C | Am | |
| She | made a little speech then - aaw, she | tried to make me say when. |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| She had my | balls in a vice, but she left the dick I | guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick. |
| F | Em | Am | |
| Oh | God I am the American dream, But | now I smell like | Vaseline. |
| Dm7 | G | G7 | G | |
| An' I'm a | miserable sonofa | bitch - Am I a | boy or a lady? I don't know which! ( | I wonder, wonder ...) |
| C | Am | |
| So I | went out'n' bought me a leisure suit I | jingle my change, but I'm still kinda' cute |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| Got a | job doin' radio promo an' | none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo |
| C | Am | |
| E | ventually me'n' a friend sorta | drifted along into S and M |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| I can | take about an hour on the tower of power | long as I get's little golden shower |
| F | Em | Am | |
| Oh | God I am the American dream - With a | spindle up my butt till it | makes me scream |
| Dm7 | G | G7 | |
| An' I'll do | anything to get a | head - I | lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred" |
| F | Em | Am | |
| Oh | God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic! | Thanks to Freddie, I'm a | sexual spastic |
| |: | Dm7 | G | G | :| | |||
| And my | name is Bobby | Brown - | Watch me now; I'm goin' down |